"block b needs to go back to what they were originally, this cutesy shit isn’t working for them"

what they were originally





thumbs up for zico not only making a sick beat about how girls are perf just the way they are but also making ostriches feel good about themselves well done zico very good.


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”






those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent


bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan


i don’t go to family reunions because they always ask me rude questions they’re like my 4th cousin half removed only by marriage and they ask me “why don’t you ever have a boyfriend” and i’m like i don’t fucking know why don’t you have any of your teeth 

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?


who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about


In the 2 years (plus 4 years of training)Kris was with SM…

• He goes from being treated like a leader to being pushed into the background
• He gets about 3-4 minutes worth of lines out of ALL Exo songs
• He gets a bunch of jobs that don’t revolve around his dream of acting

Wanting the other members to leave too is taking it a bit far but I am so so happy for Kris. I’ll always be here supporting him.

baby: a-- a--
parents: auntie? apple?
baby: A sound soul... dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.